I've been living with Elmo for several months now & have had to put up with his anger issues & physical abuse on a regular basis. I've reached a breaking point & decided that Elmo needs to release his anger in a more therapeutic way which is why I've set up this service.
Don't have the balls to tell your friends to go fuck themselves? Elmo is here to help. Simply enter your friends name & phone number in the form to the right & Elmo will call & leave them an abusive message. It's that simple & it's 100% free.
Elmo says to "fill in the goddamn form."
It's important to regularly remind your friends that you don't really like them. This is the perfect way.
Every person needs a way to relieve stress. Some meditate, Elmo likes to insult people.
Elmo doesn't take a salary. He's going to call your friends up & abuse them for free. Problem?
The definition of fun for Elmo is screaming curse words into a phone at unusual hours.
There is only so much a human body can take. Please don't leave me here anymore.
You're already here, you may as well enter your friends information.
Enter your friends information into the form at the top of the page.
I've tried to convince Elmo to pay rent but he insists he doesn't want money.
I'll release the monster & let him verbally destroy your friend.
Laugh at your friend who just got a verbal smackdown by a little red fuck.